I Really Have to Pee....

I wrote an awesome haiku in class today as we were talking about Orson Welle's radio play of H.G. Well's War of the Worlds and the ensuing mass hysteria which followed.

But before I post that, I must bring to you...Haikus of the Cthulu War.

Jesse wrote this haiku for me:

For you dear, a gift:
A pulpy, tentacled death;
Cthulhu Army.
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To which I responded with:

Cthulu thief lurks
waiting for attack moment...
stealthy victory.

And here is where we are now.

At any rate, here is my sci-fi inspired haiku from class today:

Ah, hysteria

widespread panic of those who

believe all they hear.